The Mind of Esmerelda

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Location: Springfield

I just have a lot on my mind.

Monday, June 30, 2014

Things my Grandmother Says...

As we are driving down the street, Grandmother looks out of the passenger side window and says, "Ooh, look at that woman on the bike.  That's not a young woman!".

Esmerelda:  "I have a coworker that rides her bike to work everyday and she's in her 60's.

Grandmother:  "You tell her to stop doing that because she's way too old".

Esmerelda:  "Okay". Shrugs shoulders.

Friday, June 27, 2014

Grandmother Pauletta

I think it's time to revive this blog with a series called "Things My Grandmother Said"

I notice my grandmother has called my office phone, so I call her back.  This is how our conversation went:

Grandmother - "Hello."

Esmerelda - "Hello."

Grandmother - "Oh, you're calling me back?"

Esmerelda - "Yes."

Grandmother - "I forgot what I called you for."

Esmerelda - "Okay."

Grandmother - "Bye!".

Esmerelda - "Bye."