Attack of the Midgets (I know...midget is a politically incorrect term)

Last Spring, my friends and I took a little road trip to visit an acquaintance, Jerry, in Columbus, Ohio. Every year, Jerry throws a big party at his house with a live band, games, swimming, etc. Since my friends and I live in Chicago, we usually travel to Columbus by car.

On the morning after the party and before we begin our journey home, Jerry and his friends take my friends and I to breakfast at their local Bob Evans. Well, as we were having our casual breakfast, in walks a group of black midgets. We were quite intrigued because we had never seen such a large gathering of midgets at one time so we may have gawked at them a bit. But, I don't think we were rude or said anything offensive. Apparently, they didn't like the attention because the next thing we know, a bunch of midgets approach our table and one of them sticks her head in the window of our booth (if you've ever been to Bob Evans, you know the tables are set up kind of like a small country house, with windows and curtains). My friend immediately reaches over and closes the curtain over her face. We had a good laugh, but the midgets glared at us from their table throughout the rest of our meal. When we were done, we ran to the car and got out of there as fast as we could. I can talk a great deal of bullshit, but I'm not trying to kick any midget ass.

Later, as we were driving towards the highway, we passed a bunch of circus tents. No wonder there were lots of little, black midgets, the UniverSoul Circus was in town!