Free Kill Card

You know, I was thinking about how to solve the overpopulation of America and I think I've come up with a solution. Every upstanding citizen, over the age of 30, should be issued a free kill card. With this card, you are allowed one free kill. No punishment or backlash allowed. If you are so mad about someone killing a person you love with their free card, just kill them with yours....no harm, no foul.

This program could backfire because people may be reluctant to use their free kill card, preferring to save it for someone who really gets on their nerves. I've discussed the free kill card with my co-workers who sort of liked the idea, but they thought it needed a little twist. They suggested either issuing one free kill card or three beat down cards. That way, you could opt out of all out killing someone and just give a few people serious beat downs. I don't really like that idea, because the same person could get beat down several times. My program does not promote suffering....just killing.

What do you think of my idea?