Pinkie Break

I broke my pinkie last week. I’ve had my hand in either a cast or a rather restrictive splint ever since. I have been going to work everyday, which turns out to be a futile effort since a major portion of my job requires typing. Have you ever tried typing with one hand? It’s not easy. My boss is constantly telling me how much she is worried about my hand, but in the next breath she hands me something to type. It goes something like this…

Patty – “Esmerelda, how’s your hand?”

Esmerelda – “It really hurts today.”

Patty – “Oh, that’s too bad. I really don’t want you using it. Here, type this.”

Funny. She’s such a bitch.